As an airplane is about

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

Currently Reading: Federal Mafia: How

Currently Reading: Federal Mafia: How It Illegally Imposes and Unlawfully Collects Income Taxes

Well, I submitted my UC application a couple of hours ago (10:30pm, July 31), an hour and a half before the deadline. ;]

With any luck, I’ll be back in school at UC in january. I registered for some classes at Cabrillo to keep me occupied in the meantime; Japanese 1 and Philosophy – Comparative Religions. I’m also registered in a Cisco Open Lab class, 1 unit, that basically just gives me access to a lab full of cisco gear. I may also crash a Business Law class.

I’ve applied for financial aid, although I should have done that months ago. The finaid people tell me I’ll still get some $ for school, however, so that’s groovy.