So I stop by a friend’s work today, she’s reading this book. I hung out for a half-hour or so, flipped through the book and read a bunch of excerpts. News for the ladies. It’s all true. You don’t need to read the book, if you’re willing to accept what’s below without equivocation. Given that you’re not, read the book. This is a direct quote from the table of contents.

He’s just not that into you if:

• he’s not asking you out
• he’s not calling you
• he’s not dating you
• he’s not having sex with you
• he’s having sex with someone else
• he only wants to see you when he’s drunk
• he doesn’t want to marry you
• he’s breaking up with you
• he’s disappeared on you
• he’s married (and other insane variations of being unavailable)
• he’s a selfish jerk, a bully, or a really big freak

© 2004 by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo